The Two-handed Hammerer
RIVER MAGIC is about the tribulations of a middle-schooler named Donna, who is destined to be a carpenter like her mother. This was a rare instance when I created a character who would have regarded me with scorn.
I am, to put it mildly, not a carpenter.
After my partner Rob and I had rented a house in our little Maine town for seven years or so, we were pretty well settled in town and knew we wanted to spend our lives here. There weren’t that many houses for sale that we could afford, and Rob was working as a carpenter when he wasn’t making paintings. So we thought the easiest thing to do would be to buy some land and, you know, build a house.
Before I moved to Maine, I’d been a city girl. I figured you just went to the house store and picked one out. Even after Rob was building other people’s houses daily, I managed to ignore the complexities of what he was up to. I mean, how hard could it be?
I had not yet met fiberglass insulation. Nor had I suffered carpenter’s elbow. (My reaction, to Rob’s eternal horror, was to hammer with two hands, as seen in the photo above.)
It was a little over a year from the day we started clearing to the day we moved in. Rob got laid off for the winter, so he worked on the house full time while I kept my job and pitched in on weekends. He was the brains of the operation anyway.
The house wasn’t finished when we moved in, and it still isn’t, 28 years later: My office floor is painted plywood, as is the floor in our bedroom. (While we were building, a friend advised me to finish the upstairs first. “Otherwise, you never will.” She was so right.)
The downstairs, however, is a thing of beauty.
Donna’s a better carpenter in middle school than I’ll ever be. But I’m proud of our little house, and it was fun to revisit the process a little while writing Donna’s story.
Above: the living room on Christmas 2020, photographed from the couch where I was taking advantage of the pandemic to spend the day reading rather than socializing. You’ll notice the doors to the mudroom are different—we decided the old configuration didn’t work, and we added french doors when we built on a bedroom for my mother in 1998. (I had nothing to do with that construction project—Rob did it with a friend instead.)
Right: The finished house in winter.